hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
if i don’t talk to myself who will
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
John finally put his online too! It’s about a corgi in a zombie apocalypse! So adorable!
YOOOOO Steadfast Stanley is incredible, guys! If you like corgis, adventure, and corgis embarking on adventures, THIS IS THE FILM FOR YOU
tear my panties apart not my heart
THEY ARE FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool