my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


waisted-daisiess:

fuuuckin kitty xD

(Source: octoberblood)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will


(Source: ancientforesttemple)

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format


pocketpicasso:

gabelingoblin:

John finally put his online too!  It’s about a corgi in a zombie apocalypse!  So adorable!

YOOOOO Steadfast Stanley is incredible, guys! If you like corgis, adventure, and corgis embarking on adventures, THIS IS THE FILM FOR YOU

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart


captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.


pokemon-global-academy:

THEY ARE FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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